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YOGZULA

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  • Spoilers - Site Update

    [spoiler]more like JCPecker[/spoiler]
    PhantomShadowz
  • dumbass craigslist sellers

    http://cnj.craigslist.org/bab/5282857569.html

    How much do you think a used mario kart costume made out of cardboard would cost you on craigslist? $150, that's how much, according to suburban soccer mom who's husband allegedly spent 'Weeks building it'. I'll give this story the BOTD and assume her husband is paralyzed from the neck down and had to staple cardboard together with his teeth for weeks, because any regualr four-limbed human-being could finish making this dumbass cardboard contraption within a few hours, tops.

    The mother even goes to say "Toad hat has been misplaced and is not included". Pretty staple piece of equipment to not include in your $150 dollar toad character bundle deal.

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    She finishes with "This is one of a kind and will not last". For 150 dollars, I'm sure it will last you a pretty good while. As for "one of a kind"

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    A simple google of "mario kart costumes" will yield thousands of results. Sorry to burst your bubble, lady, but that costume is a generic piece of shit. You're a worthless idiot and so is your son, which makes sense for being the product of a man who took weeks to build a cardboard mario kart costume.

    fuck off.
    FilthyHippoBluecatbug
  • Pizza hut gave me bone-out wings (chicken nuggets) and won't send bone-in

    i'm not shaming you for being lactose intolerant, i'm shaming you for shitting in my air ducts
    PhantomShadowz
  • Dungeons & Toads

    then drink a bottle of pee
    JAGYOOAR
  • little yog things that piss you off

    sometimes i just spread my ass cheeks in the sink and blast the stank out
    dat_sniper_guy